Y: Show me that one.
O: Simply looking or going to buy?
Y: You talk to all your customers like this?
O: Don’t get angry at me sir, I’m just asking, no?
Y: Of course I’m buying; now show me that one.
O: Best quality, you won’t find this design anywhere.
Y: I’m sure in Commercial street–
O: Commercial street, ah, as if you people from upper class will go buying from there and all.
Y: Ok, upper class means you’ll ask me fifty rupees for something not worth fifteen.
O: Here, come back sir, I’m simply making fun, you are all such serious people.
Y: Do you have something that is dark metal and heavy?
O: Like this? or this type?
Y: No bigger and… you know, “chunky”?
O: Chunky jewelry; why you didn’t say before only?
Y: Show me one with bells.
O: Earring necklace set or only earrings or–?
Y: Only earrings.
O: Buying for… girlfriend, ah?
Y: How much?
O: Sir is so shy.
Y: Just tell me how much.
O: Ok sir, don’t take tension; sixty, twenty five, then ten rupees for that plus charges… sir only hundred and seventy-five sir.
Y: But that’s too much!
O: Sir, what is this, I’m giving you special discount for your girlfriend—
Y: It’s not for my girlfriend—
O: Oh, but she is going to be, afterwards— sir come back sir, give me hundred and fifty, that’s enough.
Y: Eighty-five, final price.
O: Sir, what is this sir, we are poor hardworking people, I have a wife and three children, I’m sitting in this shop everyday for ten years, now I’m having back problems and have to get operation and my mother is dying— but, sir! give me hundred, round number.
Y: I’m going to look somewhere else.
O: What is this sir, you wasted my time like this, I asked you that time itself: simply looking or buying?
Y: But—
O: I didn’t know you rich people were such liars; and what is twenty-five rupees for you, you will throw it away with your unwashed left hand—
Y: Here just take this and let me go.
O: Thank you thank you sir, you are a very good man sir, god bless you and your girlfriend with a long and happy marriage!
oct 2010
1 comment:
Hahaha! Lol!
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